Total Medals Earned: 653 (From 136 different games.) Total Medal Score: 7,925 Points
Medals Earned: 2/10 (15/305 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Because the chicken was waiting for it on the other side.
Get the "Pope" class (10 stars).
Achieve a perfect score (300).
Complete the game without the use of hints.
Unlock all the paintings in the gallery.
On Master difficulty, complete the game in no more than 60 seconds AND achieve a pope ranking.
Beat the game four times without closing it.
Medals Earned: 2/10 (10/265 points)
Cause 1 million dollars worth of damage
Reach level 10
Blow up 20 police cars
Blow up 10 missile trucks
Blow up 55 vehicles in a single level
Cause $350k damage on a single level
Complete all regular levels
Blow up 4,000 vehicles overall
Complete all challenges in the game
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/115 points)
Beaten the first level.
Saved Kate.
Killed by every type of hazard.
Found the first Rune of Shalak.
Found the 8-bit world.
Medals Earned: 13/21 (105/380 points)
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Drink til you drop.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Treat her like a lady.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Chicks before dicks.
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Medals Earned: 5/9 (60/285 points)
Spend less than 5 minutes on the instructions.
Press A to view your inventory
View Credits
Press the M Key to Mute the Game
View all of the Bios
Spend more than 5 minutes on the instructions
Find SevenSeize's Secret Movie
Find Magical-Zorse's Hidden Flash
Find John Van Deusen's lost pick.
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/50 points)
First Shift
Survive the Boss survival Challenge
Beat Chapter 1 :p
Beat the Classic Level Set
Master the Difference Mini Game
Beat the first round of Diffotron games.
Beat the Main Game!
Beat the Rock Solid Level Set
Master the Sliding Mini Game
Beat the first round of Sliding games.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (15/15 points)
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/290 points)
Far Right Smoosh
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Ten Crush-Hugs
Five Love Taps
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 3/7 (15/200 points)
Score 50 points in easy mode.
Score 50 points in medium mode.
Score 50 points in advanced mode.
Score 100 points in nightmare mode.
Medals Earned: 6/11 (170/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
I did it on purpose...
Lose 6 points
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Win the undetected way
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Fail 55 times
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal